Yogurt kibble parfait

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The perfect birthday treat!

Ingredients
3 Tablespoons 2% Chobani Greek yogurt

3 Tablespoons Purina "healthy metabolism" adult cat food

Directions
Locate your fanciest dessert glassware. Mini parfait glasses are preferrable so cat does not have to eat out of human-sized dishes.

Divide yogurt and kibble into 3 parts each. Arrange in glass in alternating layers.

Spread towel on ground and offer parfait to cat as a sacrifice to mark the auspicious day of her birth.

Realize that towel was unnecessary and that cat spills less of her food than humans do, even when eating from stemmed glass.